Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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