Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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