1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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