The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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