at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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