We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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