on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
