I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I have aggressive nipples.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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