I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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