jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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