I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i dont even know how to be here
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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