So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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