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Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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