The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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