On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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