Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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