Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I didn't notice because vodka
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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