is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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