Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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