Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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