Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
