In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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