So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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