i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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