You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
