this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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