Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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