best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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