so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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