Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
