You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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