Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have feelings that need drinking.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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