Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
