whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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