there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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