Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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