Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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