he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm too high and old for this...
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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