Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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