When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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