this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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