So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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