Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
this hospital has no fireball
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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