I'm really into asian looking animals
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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