for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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