I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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