IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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