You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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