You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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