Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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