im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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