Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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