He asked to "fluff my boner.."
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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