We won't sleep together?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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