O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
